Tuesday, November 09, 2004
Life in PleasentviewPart 2 - No Money No Honey
Ahh married life. Things started off real well with Melissa. First of all, SHE'S FHILTY RICH!!! Came in, brought in 45k for a start, and to whoop it all up, she's a senator! Which means she earns a mind-boggling 1.2k per day and works for only 4 days a week! Woot! Damn , she's more successful than i am! Oh well, who cares. Her money is my money. =P Anyways first thing i did was spend my newly "earned" fortune. Plasma TV, new queen size bed, long cozy sofa, bubble bath, oooohhh the luxury! I love my wife('s money).
Well things got a little downhill since then. I wasn't getting any promotion, and im getting pretty jealous that my wife earns more even though she works less. Grrr ego burn (Im stuck being an intern). But she bought me the plasma TV....hmm.....A few days later, a fire broke out in the kitchen (she was cooking pastry), and she got caught for peeping at my neighbour through the telescope (my neighbour rushed over to scold her). Got me real upset that she was peeping at an old man. Am i not satisfying enough? Anyways one day i got really frustrated and angry that i threw her onto the bed and made wild love to her ( Eh? that doesn't sound too right ).
The next day, things were back to normal. My wife brought back a whopping 45k from work all of a sudden. Thats more than 2 times what i had before then. She told me that she managed to sell a story to an agent ( the story is supposedly confidental and super important) and to shut her up she was paid that huge ammount. I'm falling for her all over again. Helooooooo mr. hifi stereo, helooooo mr. bar counter, heloooooooo mr grand piano...... Just when i thought my house was complete.... Now what should i do with the remaining 20k?
I noticed Melissa vommiting several times today. I wonder what's wrong with her? (I'm sure we all can see what's coming) To be continued......
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